Glossy Glamour

eastin hotel sux larr i tell u..pay almost rm50 they din even serve salmon..at least thin thin slices aso better than none rite..instead they serve yucky chicken rice..wat larr..eastin hotel how many stars arr? 5 stars??!! they deserve to get 2 stars ne..n that’s me being verrie da generous edi..well, if u wonder wat brought me to eastin..i went there wif d members of english society..means my close frens larr..reli disappointing man the food..except for the mushroom soup nth is worth to be praised..well, here’s a pantun to end d blog:

pak pandir pergi ke langkawi,
dia bertolak awal pagi,
eastin hotel patut dicaci,
takde saya punya salmon sushi.

wondering wat the hell this post is about? well, its reli bout guys n toilets…da way they use toilets lar to be more precise..one thing i dun understand bout guys..y muz dey urinate n dirty the toilet seat at da same time…cant they juz aim correctly b4 shooting? ishh…it is so hard for us gals to use it later…we have to clean it again n again…do u realize how frustrating it is? take this for example: siti was reading her fave book..she juz reached the exciting part when the hero was going
to kiss the heroine..then..aiya..siti’s stomach pain tim..she bring the book along to the toilet lar..wanna read while doing her business aso mar rite..she open the toilet door…aiseh..the smell is as wangi as ammonia bomb + smelly socks n underwear dat havent been washed for 1 mth..so she
press her nose lar..natural reaction wat…then head over to the toilet seat there…aiyor..the toilet
seat got many patches of brown brown yellowish stains..wtf tot siti..she juz cleaned it juznow..so now she have to clean it again n tahan herself from doing her business..after she finally finished doing her business siti shouted, "bang!!…i tot i told u take up the toilet seat b4 u do ur business wan???" her bang answered’ "sorry lar, yang..i forgot..juznow i kinda tak leh tahan..so juz did it lidat lar."
now imagine u r siti…u wanna kill ur dat useless bang lar rite..same like evry other gal..juz da way a guy uses a toilet can ruin his whole life..if ur fiancee see ur toilet..she straightaway wanna cancel ur wedding…so bois…dun say i din warn u..prevention is better than cure…start at an early age…learn to take up the toilet seat b4 using
This msg is a public service msg from Adrina Choy..free of charge punya =)
 

juz wanna tell all those bois out there…(actually only to JERMYN STINKY BACKSIDE SEOW)
dat gurls dun owez complain…complain aso bcuz of ppl like u…u expect us not to complain when guys like u treat us gals like shit n expect us to treat u like kings…two words: DREAM ON!

purposely post stupid bulletins bout it to provoke our fury n anger…u see lar one day u will regret